Death By Caffeine

After 179.93 cans of Mountain Dew, you'd be pushing up daisies.
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Well... I'm dead already then... presumably this is all at once? Not just over a period of time say... a month or two... maybe three? :caffeine:
 
MA-Caver said:
Well... I'm dead already then... presumably this is all at once? Not just over a period of time say... a month or two... maybe three? :caffeine:
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I'm sure it's if you ingested that much caffeine all at once, but still its a fun little thing. Also check out the death by penguin mints calculator. It's kind of the same thing, but has mints, and other stuff like No-Doz.
 
I'm a tea drinker, it would take 304.95 cups of brewed tea or 955.50 cups of green tea to kill me, but I think I'd probably either drown or explode before the caffiene could do its work.
 
morph4me said:
I'm a tea drinker, it would take 304.95 cups of brewed tea or 955.50 cups of green tea to kill me, but I think I'd probably either drown or explode before the caffiene could do its work.
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I'd probably die of astonishment at my own bizarre behavior somewhere around the 50th cup of tea [brewed, imported] in a row before anything else got me...
 
exile said:
I'd probably die of astonishment at my own bizarre behavior somewhere around the 50th cup of tea [brewed, imported] in a row before anything else got me...
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Either that or die of a heart attack running to the bathroom every 10 minutes.
 
MA-Caver said:
Either that or die of a heart attack running to the bathroom every 10 minutes.
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Or the complications of a ruptured bladder in the midst of a heart-attack...

There are so many ways to die---the irony is real cruel here: all you want is a little extra help waking up, and you wind up sleeping The Big Sleep...
 
exile said:
Or the complications of a ruptured bladder in the midst of a heart-attack...

There are so many ways to die---the irony is real cruel here: all you want is a little extra help waking up, and you wind up sleeping The Big Sleep...
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But with all those antioxidants in my system, at least I'd die healthy :uhyeah:
 
terryl965 said:
well I can 521.91 cans of Cherry coke before I choke to death
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You'd probably be in the last stage of diabetes long before you got to that point... that stuff has a ton of sugar in it...
 
It would take 116 cups of brewed coffee to kill me. Or zero. Zero cups would definitely be the end of me. ;)
 
Was fun looking at that :)

Like some stated, you probably will die from other things first. I'd vote for sugar related death or kidney failure.
 
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