A game not specifically geared towards rich parsons

[Sam]

I don't know where this idea came from, but here goes;

I'm gonna say something random, and the next person is going to pose a question in which my random thing would not be the answer you want to hear. Then they will pick a random thing for the next person.

Example:

Me:
A candy bar


Next poster: "So, son, what exactly did you trade my gold watch for?"

(and then they post their random thing)

First answer:

Marilyn Manson

 

[shesulsa]

So, daughter ... who's your idea of the most attractive man?


A pair of glasses.

 

[bignick]

So Doc, what did you find during the colonoscopy?

A hundred bucks

 

[Henderson]

A hundred bucks

How much will a gallon of gas cost by the end of summer?


Next answer: Origami

 

[Carol]

What did I do with my escalation report?



It's way too long.

 

[bushidomartialarts]

(after discarding several answers better suited for mt after dark..)

"Daughter, could you show me your new boyfriend's rap sheet?"

George W. Bush

 

[terryl965]

(after discarding several answers better suited for mt after dark..)

"Daughter, could you show me your new boyfriend's rap sheet?"

George W. Bush

Son I told you about bringing your pet jackass in the house!

Ice Cream

Terry

 

[bydand]

Son, what did you just put in the DVD player?



bicycle

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

So, what do I use until you get my car fixed?


wife

 

[shesulsa]

So what kind of expensive hobby do you have?



Tweezers.

 

[Sam]

How am I supposed to get that sand out of the carpet when the vacuum's broken????


(I really tried to resist, I did)
Rich Parsons

 

[Makalakumu]

Chuck Norris eat your heart out! Have you seen who the new "facts" sheet is about?


trolls

 

[beau_safken]

What do you normally find on "Bullshido"?

Cell Phone

 

[Kreth]

What do you normally find on "Bullshido"?

Cell Phone

Did I just back over something?


Godsmack

 

[bydand]

Who did you find to play the gospel show?


slingshot

 

[bluemtn]

Honey, what kind of postage did you use to return the $300 camera?

Peanut butter

 

[Raewyn]

There's something on my pillow



Chalk

 

[Kacey]

What did you just use to write on my newly-painted wall, child?



Razor

 

[Sam]

What did you use to get that bird poop off the hood of her brand new corvette?

Getting your eyebrows waxed

 

[terryl965]

Is like having your tooth pulled

Hulk Hogan