25 rules to help women understand men

[Lisa]

may not be foreplay...but I've had two jobs now where I've had people slap me on the ***...older women do whatever comes across their minds at the time. however, there was no transaction of beer involved. funnier than hell.

ummm... what kind job was it, may I dare ask?

 

[Gary Crawford]

Exotic dancer?

 

[Lisa]

Exotic dancer?

Thats what I was thinking except he said no beer was involved so :idunno: I am stumped.

 

[Gary Crawford]

French maid for rich old ladies?

 

[mj-hi-yah]

Ugly baby butt slap practice tester for OB/Gyns? :uhyeah:

 

[Rich Parsons]

may not be foreplay...but I've had two jobs now where I've had people slap me on the ***...older women do whatever comes across their minds at the time. however, there was no transaction of beer involved. funnier than hell.

Chronuss,

It all depends upon their intent huh? If they are old enough to be your grand mother, and they are serious then I say watch out

 

[Gary Crawford]

Ugly baby butt slap practice tester for OB/Gyns? :uhyeah:

lol!

 

[Lisa]

Ugly baby butt slap practice tester for OB/Gyns? :uhyeah:

MJ,

Sometimes you make me laugh so hard I almost pee my pants!

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[Gary Crawford]

MJ,

Sometimes you make me laugh so hard I almost pee my pants!

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I almost did!Since I'm getting so old,maybe I ought to wear depends when I view this website!

 

[mj-hi-yah]

MJ,

Sometimes you make me laugh so hard I almost pee my pants!

I almost did! Since I'm getting so old,maybe I ought to wear depends when I view this website!

RRRRING RRRRING Hello, incontinence hotline, can you hold please?

 

[KenpoTess]

All I have to say is Chronuss best not be speaking of This Older woman smacking him on the ***~!!! (that's for demonstration purposes mind you- in class ) *snickers*


He was working at a Bank *will be his reply*

 

[jfarnsworth]

Well all I got's to say about that is; maybe just maybe, he might like a slightly older woman than himself that looks like you slapping him on the ***. Different strokes for different folks 'ya know. :uhyeah:

 

[mj-hi-yah]

All I have to say is Chronuss best not be speaking of This Older woman smacking him on the ***~!!! (that's for demonstration purposes mind you- in class ) *snickers*


He was working at a Bank *will be his reply*

:cheers: Here's to you Mrs. Robinson!

 

[Lisa]

RRRRING RRRRING Hello, incontinence hotline, can you hold please?

Well... that all "Depends" on how long.

 

[Chronuss]

Exotic dancer?

damn...you guys are just mean....you actually have to be in shape for that task...well, wait a minute...I'm in shape....ROUND is a shape...

 

[Chronuss]

Ugly baby butt slap practice tester for OB/Gyns? :uhyeah:

...that's just cold. :waah:...I keep saying I'm still a kid, but damn...what friggin' hat did you pull that out of....crikey.

 

[Chronuss]

Chronuss,

It all depends upon their intent huh? If they are old enough to be your grand mother, and they are serious then I say watch out

no, they were both late thirty's, forty-ish...it was just unexpected...and just stood there and blinked.

 

[Chronuss]

All I have to say is Chronuss best not be speaking of This Older woman smacking him on the ***~!!! (that's for demonstration purposes mind you- in class ) *snickers*


He was working at a Bank *will be his reply*

yeah...one was at a bank...last year...that job really sucked...however...I use to get into rubber band wars with the manager...very humorous. and one of the ladies, who was very much married, with two children, made me walk by her desk every day cause of the cologne I wore.

 

[KenpoTess]

Jason.. hahaa.. you make me smile

MJ.. *snorts* you're baaad~!!

 

[Chronuss]

All I have to say is Chronuss best not be speaking of This Older woman smacking him on the ***~!!! (that's for demonstration purposes mind you- in class ) *snickers*

better than being kicked in the *** by Randy...