10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't

10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't

- I need you to whip it out by 5!
- Mind if I use your laptop?
- Put this in my box before I leave.
- If I have to lick one more I'll gag!
- I want it on my desk now!
- Hmm... I think it's out of fluid.
- My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish.
- It's an entry level position.
- When do you think you'll be getting off today?
- It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!