I work at a craft store, and we have a twinkie cookbook.
Three of the scariest things I remember are; the chapter with meat, the twinki sushi, and... the twinkie wedding cake. (I swear to god. It was fondant covered.)
Yes, that's what I've read happened usually. Sometimes, though, they can get piano movers to bring it down. Still, these days, it would be considered malicious mischief...
