Unusual Software

Kacey

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I found this site with some unusual software... including Backup My Brain, CD/DVD Rewinder Pro, The World's Dumbest Screensaver, and Detect Satan 2.0.

Some highlights:

Backup My Brain 1.0 helps you to do the following:
1. Childhood memories backup
2. Teenage memories backup
3. Adult memories backup
4. Food preferences backup
5. Sexual preferences backup
6. Music preferences backup
7. Movie preferences backup
8. Reading preferences backup
9. Professional skills backup
10. Sex skills backup
11. Sport skills backup
12. Hobbies backup
13. Bad habits backup
14. Addictions backup
15. Love stories backup
16. Complexes backup
17. Phobias backup
18. Emotional type backup
19. Alternative identities backup

Important Note: Brain restore technology is still is development.

Backup My Brain is available as a free download

DetectSatan 2.0 is a scanner software designed to detect the most mysterious type of spyware: SatanWare. SatanWare is a type of spyware invented by Satan to enslave more souls with the help from computers.
Detect Satan 2.0 detects the following types of satan's spyware:

MP3, WMA AND OGG files. MP3 digital audio format (Soul SpyWare)originates from hell's sound laboratory which is often referred to as Fraunhofer institute. Its main purpose is to manipulate humans via their weakness for free stuff.
AVI, MOV, MPEG and so on. Digital Video (Soul SpyWare) formats were invented by satan to spread porn all over the world.
ZIP, RAR, TAR, GZ an so on. Satan has invented compression algorithms to allow people to store more satan's spyware on their hard drives.
Microsoft Office files. Microsoft Office was invented by satan to enslave office workers.
Links to YouTube. YouTube was created by satan to obtain souls en masse.
Old types of satan's spyware. Files that contain 666 in the path, creation date or checksum.


Detect Satan 2.0 is available for the low, low price of $14.95! Get your copy today!
 

Shaderon

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Satan Spyware detection at last! I'm sure he's planted stuff on my hard drive to report back my movements to him.... He owned my computer before me you know.....

Well he's kinda like Satan anyway....
 

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