Tough Jews: Revenge of the Nebbish?

[Bill Mattocks]

Interesting story:

http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/09/07/tough-jews-revenge-of-the-nebbish/

"Jews are not like Christians," Rabbi Gary Moscowitz, who has a black belt in karate, told The Post. "If I turn my cheek, I'm coming around to make a kick."

 

[Tez3]

Well Jesus said turn the other cheek, he didn't say turn both!

 

[Josh Oakley]

In context of what Jesus actually said, if someone slaps you on the cheek, turn the other one and offer it to him as well.

 

[Tez3]

In context of what Jesus actually said, if someone slaps you on the cheek, turn the other one and offer it to him as well.

Jesus was Jewish, he would have appreciated the joke.

 

[Bill Mattocks]

Jesus was Jewish, he would have appreciated the joke.

As my Jewish friend tells me, Jesus was a "nice Jewish boy who got mixed up in politics."

 

[Tez3]

As my Jewish friend tells me, Jesus was a "nice Jewish boy who got mixed up in politics."

See, he should have listened to his mother, found a nice girl and settled down!

 

[Josh Oakley]

Jesus was Jewish, he would have appreciated the joke.

Actually, I'm Jewish as well.

 

[Bill Mattocks]

Actually, I'm Jewish as well.

Mozeltov!

 

[Bill Mattocks]

See, he should have listened to his mother, found a nice girl and settled down!

Some say He did!

 

[Josh Oakley]

Mozeltov!

La Chaim!

 

[Josh Oakley]

You know Jesus had to be Jewish. He lived at home until he was 30, worked in the family business, his mother thought he was God and, and he thought his mother was a virgin!

 

[Tez3]

Actually, I'm Jewish as well.

Gasp, you're not a goy? You married? LOL!

 

[David43515]

I`m suprised no one has mentioned the pro wrestler Goldberg. Yes, that`s his real name too. He laughs at people who suggest it`s a stage name, because it must be so much more intimidating than whatever is on his birth certificate.