Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot, dated lots of women, watched all the sports channels in his underwear at home, ate pizza and burgers and bbq-ed steaks on the stove, dropped his dirty clothes wherever he took them off, washed them all in one big bundle, shaved whenever, drank beer, scotch and left the toilet seat up and
farted whenever he wanted.
~THE END~
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot, dated lots of women, watched all the sports channels in his underwear at home, ate pizza and burgers and bbq-ed steaks on the stove, dropped his dirty clothes wherever he took them off, washed them all in one big bundle, shaved whenever, drank beer, scotch and left the toilet seat up and
farted whenever he wanted.
~THE END~
