the six immutable rules of kenpo

[bushidomartialarts]

these are six the rules of kenpo, as explained to me (occasionally more than once) by my sensei

1. "Destructive Twins" has nothing whatsoever to do with my nephews.

2. "Gift of Destruction" in not appropriate for Christmas.

3. Rohypnol is not an effective counter for "Defying the Rod"

4. New Orleanians are no better than I am at "Returning Storm"

5. "Crashing Wings" does not require airshow footage.

6. As cool as it may seem, a "Raking Mace" is not available on the Home Shopping Network.

 

[D.Cobb]

these are six the rules of kenpo, as explained to me (occasionally more than once) by my sensei

1. "Destructive Twins" has nothing whatsoever to do with my nephews.

2. "Gift of Destruction" in not appropriate for Christmas.

3. Rohypnol is not an effective counter for "Defying the Rod"

4. New Orleanians are no better than I am at "Returning Storm"

5. "Crashing Wings" does not require airshow footage.

6. As cool as it may seem, a "Raking Mace" is not available on the Home Shopping Network.

Hmmm, the phrase "TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS" springs to mind....

--Dave