A prominant cardiologist passed away and was given a beautiful ceremony to send him off. A crowd gathered around the graveside and saw that the grave had been covered with a huge heart (he WAS a cardiologist after all). After the minister had had said his piece and the singing was over the heart opened up and the casket was lowered into the grave. Just then one of the guests began laughing uncontrollably. When asked what his problem was he wiped the tears from his eyes and apologized. "I'm sorry, I was just thinking about my own funeral. You see, I'm a gynocologist!" It was just about then that the proctologist in the back screamed and passed out.
