I deny Everything! :rofl:
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Signs your Webmaster is in a cult...
15> Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com.
14> Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's...
Stoli, Mott's...
13> He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.
12> Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days
to the apocalypse.
11> Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary
excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.
10> His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."
9> Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do
stint handing out flowers at airport.
8> Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's
"Site of the Day."
7> She/He has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.
6> Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.
5> Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning
to rescue the true believers.
4> Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.
3> Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of
Charles Manson.
2> He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert."
and the Number 1 Sign Your Webmaster is in a Cult...
1> Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut;
lives in a mansion; has many followe... Hey, wait a minute!
That's Bill Gates!!
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Signs your Webmaster is in a cult...
15> Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com.
14> Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's...
Stoli, Mott's...
13> He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.
12> Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days
to the apocalypse.
11> Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary
excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.
10> His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."
9> Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do
stint handing out flowers at airport.
8> Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's
"Site of the Day."
7> She/He has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.
6> Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.
5> Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning
to rescue the true believers.
4> Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.
3> Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of
Charles Manson.
2> He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert."
and the Number 1 Sign Your Webmaster is in a Cult...
1> Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut;
lives in a mansion; has many followe... Hey, wait a minute!
That's Bill Gates!!
