Paris Hilton responds to McCain's "celebrity" ad

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Odd doesn't begin to cover it...
Pretty funny. I wonder how long it took them to teach her to say the larger words...
 

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Odd doesn't begin to cover it...
Pretty funny. I wonder how long it took them to teach her to say the larger words...


I think a lot of the dumb blond routine is a put on. She is probably not as stupid as you think. That being said, given the choice between Obamasiah and Bush part III I would choose Paris. How much worse could it get.
 

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I wonder how long it took them to teach her to say the larger words...

:lol:

I think a lot of the dumb blond routine is a put on. She is probably not as stupid as you think.

I don't think she's smart at all. She's a spoiled little "heiress" that likes to be the center of attention all the time. She was paid to do a humorous video and given a script by some funny writers, not that she needs more money, but the attention is nice.

Paris without the script:

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton - December 2003
If I could read a book, I'd defintely read one of yours. - Paris Hilton
http://www.celebritydesktop.com/articles/stupid_celebrity_quotes.shtml

And with her sex tape – made when she was a mere 19 – she proved that she's a creature of burning ambition, who'll do anything to remain in the public eye.

Yes, Paris Hilton - singer, socialite, porn star - is a woman of many talents. But those talents do not include public speaking, or speaking in general. An orator she is not. In fact, it would not be inaccurate to say that the world would be a much better place if Paris were to seal her lips forever and never speak again.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/85829/top_10_dumb_paris_hilton_quotes.html?cat=2

Funny video, but no one should believe she came up with that herself. The reason it's funny is because Paris Hilton is so dumb it's funny to hear something that actually makes sense come out her mouth.
 
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I think a lot of the dumb blond routine is a put on. She is probably not as stupid as you think.

Smart people are good at getting what they want, Paris definitely has that going for her.

She might not be a genius, but you're right, I don't think she is the dumb blonde she plays on TV.
 

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I was laughing so hard, I almost pee-ed myself. Then, I thought about stabbing myself in the eye, because because 'her' energy policy made perfect sense!
 
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McCain vs Obama vs Hilton

That debate would definately get more viewers then any others :D
 

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If she were elected, people would have to coin a new acronym...

PILF.
 

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Smart people are good at getting what they want, Paris definitely has that going for her.

She might not be a genius, but you're right, I don't think she is the dumb blonde she plays on TV.
No, she is. What idiot in her kind of position would allow themselves to be taped and photographed during sex, drinking and especially drug use? She has people to think and do for her ... problem is they're not very good at protecting her privacy. Someone should tell her to think about hiring new people to think and do for her ... oh ... wait ....

No, I think the word you wanted was "heir-head".
For ... Real.
If she were elected, people would have to coin a new acronym...

PILF.

:lfao:

I may write her in on my ballot.
*groan*
With Carmen Electra as Veep? :lol2:
 

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