"The Best way to beat up bigfoot revealed!"
"Master how to beat up someone with three arms."
"Plus, learn how to beat up street gangs, attackers with weapons, ninjas, dinosaurs, and gangs of street ninjas with weapons riding dinosaurs."
If for just these reasons, I want to buy this book! I love the dude's fu-chops, too.
Seriously, if someone gets too upset over this book, then they probably 1) Don't get the joke [most likely] or 2) Don't get the martial arts.
It actually falls in line with one of my primary life philosophies..."If it's important enough to take seriously, it's powerful enough to have fun with."