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You tell the waiter you're in the mood for finger food, and he brings you chicken fingers.
Most of the menu specials look like stuff you've seen bobbing around during the Will It Float? segment on David Letterman.
There's a machine by the front door you can stick your finger in to check your blood pressure on the way out.
A Hefty Bag is a description of the women sitting at the counter.
The place has two kinds of to-go bag: doggie bag and body bag.
Management pays EMS to keep a van in the parking lot in case somebody needs a quick after-lunch heart transplant.
You order a light dessert like Jell-O, and the waitress says, "I thought that was for wrestlin'."
The clientele has been complaining about the split pea soup because the peas are too small when you cut them in half.
When you stop at a convenience store and ask directions, the man says, "Hang a left when you get to the fat guys."
When you holler, "Hey, Tiny," three guys at the counter try to turn around simultaneously but run into one another.
You can rent a seat-belt extender to keep from falling off your counter seat.
Everybody on one side of the room rushes to the other side, and the pies slide out of the case and onto the floor.
Instead of smoking and no smoking, seating areas are marked "load" and "no load."
On All U Can Eat night, the fire department's seating capacity drops from 250 to 65.
You can't get a T-shirt advertising the place any smaller than a double X.
You ask for a drink, and the waiter just hands you the bottle.
Velveeta is listed on the menu as a vegetable.
Your car is safe in the parking lot, but some fat guy keeps trying to drive off in the dessert cart.
Borrowed from the Austin American Statesman Newspaper!
Most of the menu specials look like stuff you've seen bobbing around during the Will It Float? segment on David Letterman.
There's a machine by the front door you can stick your finger in to check your blood pressure on the way out.
A Hefty Bag is a description of the women sitting at the counter.
The place has two kinds of to-go bag: doggie bag and body bag.
Management pays EMS to keep a van in the parking lot in case somebody needs a quick after-lunch heart transplant.
You order a light dessert like Jell-O, and the waitress says, "I thought that was for wrestlin'."
The clientele has been complaining about the split pea soup because the peas are too small when you cut them in half.
When you stop at a convenience store and ask directions, the man says, "Hang a left when you get to the fat guys."
When you holler, "Hey, Tiny," three guys at the counter try to turn around simultaneously but run into one another.
You can rent a seat-belt extender to keep from falling off your counter seat.
Everybody on one side of the room rushes to the other side, and the pies slide out of the case and onto the floor.
Instead of smoking and no smoking, seating areas are marked "load" and "no load."
On All U Can Eat night, the fire department's seating capacity drops from 250 to 65.
You can't get a T-shirt advertising the place any smaller than a double X.
You ask for a drink, and the waiter just hands you the bottle.
Velveeta is listed on the menu as a vegetable.
Your car is safe in the parking lot, but some fat guy keeps trying to drive off in the dessert cart.
Borrowed from the Austin American Statesman Newspaper!
