KenpoTex
Senior Master
Little Randy attended a horse auction with his
father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running
his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Randy asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Randy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom."
father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running
his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Randy asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Randy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom."
