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Sometimes I feel old
Other times I can not think
Bloody tinnitus
 
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right now in China
six thousand men are eating
left over eggroll

eaten lentil soup
has a wonderful effect
keeping cow alive

a bitter rabbi
bitten by blue blooded bug
brushed off bug better
 
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A great infinite
A learned man a scholar
To know what it means
 

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Fart haiku:

Wafting from afar.
I sniff and you are with me.
Hints of Easter egg.

I saw your eyes close
in a moment of passion
and my eyes wept. Tweeeeeeeeet.
 

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Soft, loud, soft again.
Like cars racing, your cheeks flap
as the gas passes.


Sniper, you killed me
from afar. No regrets; no fear.
Silent but deadly.
 

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Fast for days, to cleanse.
Healthy body; healthy mind.
Then poop for days, fast.


Scatological
Haiku. Why do I like it?
Am I a bit sick?
 
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For Steve

Eat too much muesli
World fall out of your bottom
Serve you right it will

For fun:

Five words of English
We spoke on the kerb today
I want to speak more

Sock you seem to live
In some special place unseen
Why not in sock drawer?

Nobody believes
That 'Tim und Struppi' are called
'Tin Tin and Snowy'

A mouse hose holy
Is silently snaked southwards
Death of dignity
 

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Has been a long time
Since fart poetry graces
MartialTalk-dot-com.

The Golden Dragon
Chortled at Fart verse by me.
Beautiful word, "Fart."
 
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Roman nose is red
Smells a fragrant summer bloom
Initiates sneeze
 
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Thirsty dust on boots
Weather wearing him thinner
Could it be rest time?
 

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writes disturbing poetry
sick and twisted, he
 
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Whither weather then?
Wonder whether weather was
When windows were walls
 
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Black sleep tentacles
Fall to knees crawling away
Half seen agony
 
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