I just loved this one. That's how we do it.
Read more at Jacksonville.com: http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2011-04-13/story/jacksonville-burglar-gets-hit-upside-head%E2%80%99-81-year-old-victim%E2%80%99s-frying#ixzz1JbJd9bXY
There's a video, too!
http://jacksonville.com/video/news/crime/2011-04-13/watch-seniors-fighting-back
..."I grabbed the frying pan and hit him upside the head. I knocked his teeth out ... and he went to the floor," Smith said. "There was a pitchfork about six feet away. ... I stuck him."
Hit in the head and stuck in the side, the intruder ran, "bleeding on the way out." He left his white baseball cap behind.
There's a video, too!
http://jacksonville.com/video/news/crime/2011-04-13/watch-seniors-fighting-back