I've actually had heated discussions with a few zipperheads who actually believe that they can drive just fine whilst texting. I've driven behind a few people whom I thought were drunk, but whom I discovered to actually be texting, based on their gaze into their laps while driving and their lack of hands on the feckin' steering wheel.
Now, if you're one who texts whilst driving, let me be clear. I am sorry if you find my terms offensive, but you're a menace and you ought to be locked up. You're criminally stupid and you should be prohibited from ever reproducing. There, I said it. And I'm not sorry, either.
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December 22, 2009 7:09 AM PST
Boneheads! Hang up the phone; stop texting; drive the feckin' car or get off the feckin' road.
Now, if you're one who texts whilst driving, let me be clear. I am sorry if you find my terms offensive, but you're a menace and you ought to be locked up. You're criminally stupid and you should be prohibited from ever reproducing. There, I said it. And I'm not sorry, either.
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December 22, 2009 7:09 AM PST
DEWD, U think DUI is bad, try DWT
It's no surprise that driving while texting (DWT) falls under the category of driving while stupid (DWS).
It's even been compared with driving under the influence (DUI). Still, anywhere from one-third to 60 percent of teens admit to texting behind the wheel.
Yet another study--this one out of the University of Utah--reinforces the fact that driving while texting is incredibly dangerous (PDF).
Drivers who text are about six times more likely to crash than those paying full attention to the road, this study says, and their reaction times are on average three times slower than the reaction times of drivers talking on cell phones.
Boneheads! Hang up the phone; stop texting; drive the feckin' car or get off the feckin' road.