7 superpowers Steven Seagal actually believes he has (NSFW)

[Andy Moynihan]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-super-powers-of-steven-seagal-lawman/

Not suitable for work, but gut splitting funny none the less.

 

[grydth]

Andy, two diseases i know of are almost always fatal... rabies is one; believing your own **** is another.

 

[Dirty Dog]

The only hope is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris could round kick Steven Segal back into reality.

 

[Bruno@MT]

But Steven's martial arts training would make it hard for Chuck to beat him.