With apologies to The Ramones

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  1. Andy Moynihan

    Andy Moynihan Senior Master

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    (Original lyrics "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones)

    twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago-o-o
    The country se-pa-ra-ted
    That diplomatic stuff was no-go
    It only es-ca-la-ted
    Pick the side you'll be on
    Pick your favorite state
    hurry hurry hurry
    Before it gets too late
    'Cause if you're a conservative
    But stuck in a blue state
    Oh No-o-o OH OH

    twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago-o-o
    The country se-pa-ra-ted
    Stores are all sold out of guns and am-mo
    Good thing I prep-a-ra-ted
    Find your gas pedal
    Stomp it with your toes
    hurry hurry hurry
    Before the highways close
    'Cause if you're stuck in Texas
    But righties are your foes
    Oh No-o-o OH OH

    twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago-o-o
    The country se-pa-ra-ted
    Sad that we went completely lo-co
    both halves just couldn't take it
    Tally up your values
    pick where you will be
    hurry hurry hurry
    before there's WWIII
    You really think they'll let us
    break up so peacefully
    Oh No-o-o OH OH


    Bang-bang-boombang-boom-bang-bang boombang
    The country se-pa-ra-ted
    Bang-bang-boombang-boom-bang-bang boombang
    The country se-pa-ra-ted
    Bang-bang-boombang-boom-bang-bang boombang
    The country se-pa-ra-ted
    Bang-bang-boombang-boom-bang-bang boombang
    The country se-pa-ra-teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
     
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    Very inventive :)
     
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    Nicely done
     
  4. Andy Moynihan

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    I thought it fitting to give this a bump owing to the recent threads further underlining how needless polarized partisanship could very well produce this very result.

    This was supposed to be satire, not prophecy, lighten up and have a laugh , people.

    PS--Bill--I miss this 80's music satire duel. We've left it too long :D123
     

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