How many lawyers have already contacted the thief and how long before there is a lawsuit filed against the store and the employees that confronted him?
Wow. How dumb can you get? He is lucky he didn't stab himself somewhere else or he would be singing soprano.
I think so. Maybe an exception would be if the knives were to cut him in such a way to make it unlikely he would pass on his genetic material?
I believe this is correct! http://darwinawards.com/darwin/ In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment.
Nope, they just have to remove themselves from the genetic pool. Neutering yourself is award worthy.123