Watch how you carry your knives, especially when you are stealing them...

Discussion in 'Knife Arts' started by Cruentus, Jan 8, 2008.

  1. Cruentus

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    At an OP in view of your house...
  2. shesulsa

    shesulsa Columbia Martial Arts Academy

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    Ouch! You know, this gives me an idea ...
     
  3. SFC JeffJ

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    Talk about instant karma.
     
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    LOL! Too much!
     
  5. crushing

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    How many lawyers have already contacted the thief and how long before there is a lawsuit filed against the store and the employees that confronted him?
     
  6. shesulsa

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    That's only half-funny ... but you know that's only because it's all too likely. :shrug:
     
  7. Lisa

    Lisa Don't get Chewed!

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    Wow. How dumb can you get? He is lucky he didn't stab himself somewhere else or he would be singing soprano.
     
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    Makalakumu Gonzo Karate Apocalypse

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    That'd be a Darwin Award, Lisa. Not a bad outcome IMO.
     
  9. Grenadier

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    Don't they have to die, in order for it to be a Darwin Award?
     
  10. crushing

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    I think so. Maybe an exception would be if the knives were to cut him in such a way to make it unlikely he would pass on his genetic material?
     
  11. MA-Caver

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    I believe this is correct! :D http://darwinawards.com/darwin/ In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment.
     
  12. Andy Moynihan

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    I'm only sorry he lived to regret it.
     
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    Nope, they just have to remove themselves from the genetic pool. Neutering yourself is award worthy.123
     

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