Walmart, Text Messaging and Strangers...

[Lisa]

So I am shopping today in Walmart on my lunch hour, when my text messaging signal went off on my phone.

I opened my phone, answered read my text, laughed, smiled and texted back. The only people in the aisle were me and another woman.

About two aisles later, my message signal went off again, and again, I read my message, smiled and texted back and again it was me and the same other woman in the aisle.

This, amazingly enough went on about three more times until finally the woman who was seemingly shopping the same aisles as me said "Wow, he must love you alot if you can't even go to Walmart without him texting you four or five times"

"Yes, I said, he does...just don't tell my husband!" I turned and walked towards the front of the store, with her mouth gaping open.

BTW, the text messenger was SFC JeffJ, and we all know how much he loves me! :lfao:

 

[Ping898]

hehe....nice to leave them confused....never knew JeffJ had a hidden love for you...

 

[Lisa]

hehe....nice to leave them confused....never knew JeffJ had a hidden love for you...

I don't think Jeff does either! :lfao:

 

[SFC JeffJ]

hehe....nice to leave them confused....never knew JeffJ had a hidden love for you...

Great, now it is out in the open.

My wife is gonna kill me.

 

[exile]

That comeback is worth a million dollars, Lisa. I'm probably a very bad person... but I just love it when people who make totally harebrained assumptions get their comeuppance! My feeling is, if you go around jumping to idiotic conclusions, you're fair game for anyone who wants to supply an appropriate... what do the dog trainers call it?... correction, that's it.

Speaking of dog trainers... it might have been fun to have Chew bite her, just for good measure!

 

[Tames D]

Lisa + Jeff , Lisa + Jeff

 

[Lisa]

Lisa + Jeff , Lisa + Jeff

oh god...here we go...lol.

 

[Carol]

I always knew you two were gettin in a little text on the side

 

[Shaderon]

Lovely, I'd have loved to have seen her face! It's the sort of thing I'd say to someone. My daughter was chasing pigeons once when she was two, not doing any harm whatsoever but an old lady was tutting and staring at the guy I was with at the time. So quick as a flash he said "You'll have to be faster than that if you want to eat tonight love". :lfao: I still remember that woman's face.

 

[Bigshadow]

That is hilarious! :lfao:

 

[HKphooey]

Make sure you are practicing safe text!

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

Jeff and Lisa, now who would have known.

 

[Lisa]

Yeah our texts are so hot to each other....

Yesterdays from Jeff consisted of:

"You still going to hell?" and "Miss you like fungus"

Can you feel the love? :lfao:

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Yeah our texts are so hot to each other....

Yesterdays from Jeff consisted of:

"You still going to hell?" and "Miss you like fungus"

Can you feel the love? :lfao:

THat isn't romantic?

 

[Kreth]

Yeah our texts are so hot to each other....

Yesterdays from Jeff consisted of:

"You still going to hell?" and "Miss you like fungus"

Can you feel the love? :lfao:

IC for posting private messages.

 

[Lisa]

THat isn't romantic?

Jeff, you sure know how to knock a gal off her feet. :erg:

 

[zDom]

(singsong)

"Jeff and Lisa sitting in a tree, T-E-X-T-I-N-G ... "

 

[HKphooey]

All this text talk, I need a cold shower!

 

[Lisa]

All this text talk, I need a cold shower!

LMAO!

 

[shesulsa]

Lisa texted me today and asked me to run away with her.

Discuss.