Things to Ponder........ (New Daily)

[Goldendragon7]

I guess people are dying to get in! Chicago Green Dragon :asian:

No........ business is pretty dead.

 

[KenpoTex]

If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

[theletch1]

Why do they clean your arm with alchohol before giving a lethal injection?

 

[KenpoTex]

1. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow sign?
2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
3. If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
4. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
5. How can there be self-help 'groups'?

 

[OUMoose]

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter down, what happens when you strap a piece of buttered bread (butter up) to the back of a cat?

 

[Goldendragon7]

If the opposite of Pro is Con........
then the opposite of Progress mus be Congress

:asian:

 

[Seig]

If war is hell, why are so many so eager to go?

 

[DoxN4cer]

Why do they bother making scented toilet paper?

 

[edhead2000]

Why do they bother making scented toilet paper?

Same reason they make colored toilet paper........