Things to Ponder........ (New Daily)

[Goldendragon7]

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living!

:uhyeah:

 

[Ceicei]

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living!

:uhyeah:

Or why would some drive-throughs have braille keypads?

Why would you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is there a ship cargo and a truck shipment?

- Ceicei

 

[Goldendragon7]

Or why would some drive-throughs have braille keypads?

Why would you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is there a ship cargo and a truck shipment?

- Ceicei

LOL.......... "Daily" silly......dont blow all those on one post.......heehee......

BTW
How did you get into my file and steal the next 3 days posts?!?!?!?!?!?!?
:miffer:

 

[Ceicei]

LOL.......... "Daily" silly......dont blow all those on one post.......heehee......

BTW
How did you get into my file and steal the next 3 days posts?!?!?!?!?!?!?
:miffer:

Ahhh, yeah...

*Lazily having my sun-tanned male servant pop me some grapes and serve me an ice cold Hawaiian style slurpee while I'm sitting on a chair by a hot beach*

[Peering at a sun-glassed man in a business suit standing by my feet] "You did good, Joe. Thanks for hacking. You're going to be off for a week with triple pay."

Ahh, back to you GD7. We both need to be off for the next three days....

- Ceicei

 

[RCastillo]

One for the Goldendragon!

When's your book gonna come out on "Kenpo Secrets, Everything you wanted to know, but were afarid to Ask."

(With apologies to Dr. Rueben)

 

[edhead2000]

Has it been three days yet?

 

[Shodan]

This doesn't apply in California anymore as we have gone to all non-smoking restaurants for the most part.......but it it something I used to ponder and still applies to when I travel......okay........here goes.........

Why must one walk THRU the smoking section to get to the non-smoking section?!! Arghhhh!!

:asian: :karate:

 

[Goldendragon7]

This doesn't apply in California anymore as we have gone to all non-smoking restaurants for the most part.......but it it something I used to ponder and still applies to when I travel......okay........here goes.........

Why must one walk THRU the smoking section to get to the non-smoking section?!! Arghhhh!!

:asian: :karate:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
%-}

 

[Goldendragon7]

Why does a cowboy wear 2 spurs......... if one side goes...... so does the other!
:idunno: :boing1:

 

[edhead2000]

Why must one walk THRU the smoking section to get to the non-smoking section?!! Arghhhh!!

:asian: :karate:

My favorite quote is "Having a smoking section in a restaurant (or other establishment) is the same as having a peeing section in a pool." So true.

Amen for California!

 

[OUMoose]

"What do people in the orient call their good dishes... here?"

"Why didn't they just call a 7/11... 18?"

"If 7/11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?"

 

[theletch1]

"What do people in the orient call their good dishes... here?"

"Why didn't they just call a 7/11... 18?"

"If 7/11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?"

One a day, man, one a day. Now we have to wait another 3 days for new ones. :jedi1:

 

[Gary Crawford]

If a cow is "braindead",Can a vegitarian eat it?

 

[KenpoTex]

If nothing sticks to Teflon how does Teflon stay on the pan?

 

[Goldendragon7]

If your knees bent the other way....... what would a chair look like?

 

[edhead2000]

If your knees bent the other way....... what would a chair look like?

Forget the chair........what would WE look like?

 

[jeffkyle]

If your knees bent the other way....... what would a chair look like?

I have seen someones knee bent the other way...it looks too painful.

 

[jeffkyle]

Forget the chair........what would WE look like?

Probably like camels...they have weird looking knees.

 

[Chicago Green Dragon]

I guess people are dying to get in :lool:

Chicago Green Dragon

:asian:

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living!

:uhyeah:

 

[KenpoTess]

If all the world is a stage, where is the

audience sitting?