the Urinal test!

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Men should ace this test ... women may have a little difficulty.
There IS a code of "Restroom Etiquette" that MUST be followed.
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The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room.
An X above the number will indicate "in use."

(Sample):

| | | x | | | x | (Indicates that urinals 3 and 6
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | are occupied.)
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You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at
which stall you are to stand. Good luck!

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Easy Section
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1.)

| | x | | x | | | (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: 6 It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy
instinctively knows this.
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2.)

| x | | | | | | (Urinal 1 occupied.)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: 6 Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a
greater risk of being next to someone
who arrives later.
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Kind of tricky Section:
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3.)

| | | | | | | (empty)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: __
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Correct answer: 1 or 6 You are tacitly saying,
"I don't want anyone next to me."
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4.)

| | x | | x | | x | (2, 4 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: 1 You're stuck being next to at
least ONE guy, so you minimize the
impact and get a wall on your left.
NEVER go between TWO guys if you
can help it. Exceptions to this
are stadium restrooms where the
herd thunders in.
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Subtle, tricky, but important to know Section
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5.)

| | x | | | x | x | (2, 5 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: __
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Correct answer: 4 Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couples"
you with the guy in stall 2. And we
wouldn't want THAT now, would we?

This differs from question 4 in such a
subtle way that the nuances cannot be
explained. Suffice to say, only we men
would understand!
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VERY tricky indeed Section
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6.)

| x | x | | | x | x | (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to
comb your hair or straighten a tie
until the urinals "open up" a bit more.
If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for
god's sake! ... use a doored stall.
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Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:
-- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep
it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
-- I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of
anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of
the highest offense.
-- NO Singing. Period.
-- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see
you there. I will not look again".
 
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Bob, any good way to clear up the removal of extra spaces? that is totally unreadable!
 

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I've seen a drawing diagram of this... or a flash type quiz where you select which urinal to stand in when there are others using the ones they're at... it's supposed to determine if you're gay or not... pretty stupid... THIS says if you're gay or not...
 

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I once ran across a flash game with this same "test", animated, hilarious.
 

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Took the flash test once and aced it. Funny, but also enlightening. I had never really put much thought into my choice of locations, but it turns out there's a pretty predictable pattern.
 

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Funny yes, but you would be surprised how many guys still fail it. I was in the bathroom not to long ago and there were 4 urinals. ALL of them were empty when I got there. So, I chose the one closest to the wall on my right so I could still be aware of who else might come in etc.

Anyways, this guy comes in shortly after and picks the one RIGHT next to me, no buffer urinal or anything...RIGHT next to me. My first thought was literally, WTF!?!
 

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Funny yes, but you would be surprised how many guys still fail it. I was in the bathroom not to long ago and there were 4 urinals. ALL of them were empty when I got there. So, I chose the one closest to the wall on my right so I could still be aware of who else might come in etc.

Anyways, this guy comes in shortly after and picks the one RIGHT next to me, no buffer urinal or anything...RIGHT next to me. My first thought was literally, WTF!?!

maybe he was hitting on you.
 

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Sheesh. I'm a girl and I passed it.
 

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Funny yes, but you would be surprised how many guys still fail it. I was in the bathroom not to long ago and there were 4 urinals. ALL of them were empty when I got there. So, I chose the one closest to the wall on my right so I could still be aware of who else might come in etc.

Anyways, this guy comes in shortly after and picks the one RIGHT next to me, no buffer urinal or anything...RIGHT next to me. My first thought was literally, WTF!?!

That's when I pee on their shoe.....:)
 

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That's when I pee on their shoe.....:)
:lol: hell yeah!!

I don't need that kind of test actually... mainly because I don't care. If I gotta go and there's only three stalls and two of them are full ... I'm gonna go (buffers or none) and just do what I need to do. It by no means say "he's gay" to me. I know I'm not gay and don't plan to be anytime in the near future. As far as I see it just guys needing to obey bodily functions.
I think the test was created by homophobic idiots.
 

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:lol: hell yeah!!

I don't need that kind of test actually... mainly because I don't care. If I gotta go and there's only three stalls and two of them are full ... I'm gonna go (buffers or none) and just do what I need to do. It by no means say "he's gay" to me. I know I'm not gay and don't plan to be anytime in the near future. As far as I see it just guys needing to obey bodily functions.
I think the test was created by homophobic idiots.

gay.
 

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