A thing of beauty is a joy forever!
I am not getting within MILES of that place.
I am not getting within MILES of that place.
In short, ENTER AND USE THE PRESERVE AT YOUR OWN RISK. And have fun!
Well... couldn't the disclaimer just say THAT?This is the state of the art disclaimer, which essentially says you can pay to use our premises but we accept no liability for anything.
Nah, probably not. 'Cause you know someone would get poked in the eye with a sharp stick and scream "They didn't say that 'anything' meant sharp sticks too!" Good grief, it burns me when people are too lazy to work for a living so they try to get set up for life at the expense of someone else. Genuine neglegence I can understand a lawsuit for a REASONABLE amount but suing for some of the crazy stuff that goes on just drives me batty! yes, Caver. I said "batty".Well... couldn't the disclaimer just say THAT?
Nah, probably not. 'Cause you know someone would get poked in the eye with a sharp stick and scream "They didn't say that 'anything' meant sharp sticks too!" Good grief, it burns me when people are too lazy to work for a living so they try to get set up for life at the expense of someone else. Genuine neglegence I can understand a lawsuit for a REASONABLE amount but suing for some of the crazy stuff that goes on just drives me batty! yes, Caver. I said "batty".
Yeah, true.Well, Caver you know how it can be... Im sure you have run into dangerous situations Caving, I know I have climbing... we have run into snakes on ledges, falling rock, loose ground on steep trails... a lot of stuff they mention on their disclaimer.
You know that disclaimer is meant for the average idiot who thinks "gee, this wilderness would be a fun place to go... its open to the public so it MUST be safe." Of course anyone with 1/2 a brain knows that the first part of Wilderness is "Wild" and that means exactly what it says...
Had to been written by an attorney