A friend of mine took his wife to one of those self-defense
classes.
One of the lessons was eye-gouging. The instructor told the
women that if they could get their hands near the attackers
face, "Place your thumbs in each of his eyes and push in
until his eyes popped out of the sockets."
Then the instructor told them that if getting near the face was
not possible try to grab his balls. The women were instructed
to yank down as hard as they could.
Judi, seated in the front row raised her hand and asked, "If
we yank hard enough, will that pull his eyes back into their
sockets?"
