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Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
FINALLY
so c'mon have a good time
and get blinded outta your mind
so don't worry 'bout tomorrow
take it today
forget about the cheque we'll get hell to pay
have a drink on me
SahBumNimRush
Master of Arts
Here's a little Chuck Norris rail hump for your humpday pleasure.. .
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Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
Of course you realize…Chuck may not be pleased…you should hide…..however Chuck would find you and that may make it worse....so….I guess just waiting for the inevitable may be best
SahBumNimRush
Master of Arts
Or maybe he did not hump the rail, maybe the gravitational pull of his loins moved the entire world closer to his groin?
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
You do realize that you're just making it worse for yourself because... Gravity doesn't pull Chuck Norris down, gravity gets pushed down.
SahBumNimRush
Master of Arts
I dunno, I'm torn about that, it was a trade off between martial arts skills vs. acting, not many people could actually pull off both.. .
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
You too have likely been put on Chuck's short list...... running will do no good.... best, as I said before to SahBumNimRush , wait for the the inevitable... becasue I am betting running will only make it worse
SahBumNimRush
Master of Arts
Point in case of two great martial artists but two less than great actors: Tadashi Yamashita AND Chuck Norris. Although I gotta say the final fight scene could've been a little more bad @$$.. .
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SahBumNimRush
Master of Arts
Personally, I think Tadashi Yamashita was better in American Ninja vs. Michael Dudikoff (who I'm not sure was a martial artist at the time).
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lol, I don't run. It's against my religion!
:lfao:
I am sure somehow in the movie those scenes make sens.....
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SahBumNimRush
Master of Arts
Precisely! Awesomely bad 80's and 90's "Martial Arts" movies! It's these types of movies that brought thousands to the marital arts in the states back then (I'm not sure that a realistic depiction of the martial arts would've made at the box office for the untrained masses). I remember hearing it all the time in the training hall from the instructors, "this isn't the movies, <insert any of thousands of lessons here>"
Karate Kid is what made me want to start training. I quickly learned that the crane kick didn't work the way Daniel San used it.. .
That said, I still love them, fantastical, nonsensical, flashy and all!
Karate Kid is what made me want to start training. I quickly learned that the crane kick didn't work the way Daniel San used it.. .
That said, I still love them, fantastical, nonsensical, flashy and all!
SahBumNimRush
Master of Arts
Although, your statement got me thinking, does anyone know of any martial arts movies that are more accurate in the depiction of martial arts? Or are they all based in fantastical/ impractical fight choreography? I know there are movies that hit, more or less, to the heart of the philosophical aspects, but are there any that realistically depict the physical? IMHO, there aren't, at least not that I know of, since the reality of fighting isn't pretty or graceful.
Just because I wanted to post something that reminded me that there are sometimes great days in your life:
Some of your best advocates hang here in the LPT my friend. Great picture and great memories.
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