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Trying to write off $50,000 of drugs as a recreational expense?
The Junk Drawer
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I guess it was worth a try.
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Had they been politicans they may have gotten away with it.Originally posted by jfarnsworth
I guess it was worth a try.
Yeah, like, maybe the mayor of a major american city.
Or if they could have proved it as a medical need.:rofl: Can you imagine that fat return check.
Aikikitty
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My goodness! I go on vacation for a week and come home and all these new threads have been started! There's a whole new section of Martial Talk too (General Defense, I think)! I like all these new threads you started, Kenpotess. They're fun!
Robyn :asian:
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Good to have you back Robyn~!! Things have been kinda quiet with people returning to school et al~! Glad you're home and hope you had a great vacation~!Originally posted by The Opal Dragon
My goodness! I go on vacation for a week and come home and all these new threads have been started! There's a whole new section of Martial Talk too (General Defense, I think)! I like all these new threads you started, Kenpotess. They're fun!
Robyn :asian:
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Aikikitty
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Thanks, it was very nice! I went to Orange County, CA and visited with most of my relatives. I went to Universal Studios one day, the beach another, and a mall, or just lying around relaxing the rest of my visit. I didn't get to visit any dojos while I was there but I was surprised to see how many MA places there were listed in the phone book and I saw where several of them were located just driving around with my cousins.
Robyn :asian:
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OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try.
--------------------------------------------------------- CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful - they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
--------------------------------------------------------- BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20)
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.
------------------------------------------------------- MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. Its not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
-------------------------------------------------------- POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own business.
-------------------------------------------------------- CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golfcourse, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.
-------------------------------------------------------- COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in "the melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
--------------------------------------------------------
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
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GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart.
------------------------------------------------------ BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
--------------------------------------------------------
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on a vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
------------------------------------------------------- ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another possibility.
--------------------------------------------------------- CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful - they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
--------------------------------------------------------- BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20)
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.
------------------------------------------------------- MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. Its not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
-------------------------------------------------------- POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own business.
-------------------------------------------------------- CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golfcourse, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.
-------------------------------------------------------- COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in "the melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
--------------------------------------------------------
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
-------------------------------------------------------
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart.
------------------------------------------------------ BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
--------------------------------------------------------
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on a vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
------------------------------------------------------- ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another possibility.
I have never thought of myself as a possum before. As much as I like my sleep never have I been caught hanging upside off of the shower curtain rod from my tail.:rofl:
Jason, sounds like ya should probably give up playing in the middle of the road.
I was a crawfish.
I was a crawfish.
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hahaaa oh gee thanks for that visualization Jason~!!
I'm Okra.. *pfffts.. what nasty stuff that is~!!!
Yummy! Okra with macaroni (no cheese) and stewed tomatoes!! I haven't had that for years. Oh, yeah, and gumbo. Ya can't have a good seafood gumbo with out the okra in it. Dang it, now I gotta go fix myself something to eat.:shrug:
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I've fallen asleep in the shower, does that count?
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She doesn't like grits either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She ruins perfectly good grits with things like sugar, syrup, or milk! :barf:
I usually find my....um.....relatives (i guess) belly up on the side of the road.:rofl:
When I was younger a friend and I would go down to the creek to catch some crawfish. After catching them we would pull their claws off.
... Stuff you do when you are bored and 10.
I suppos it would but just don't tell me you were hanging by a tail.:rofl:
EEEWWWWW!! But I've been known to add a little butter and salt to mine.
I used to do the same. My best friend got his thumb ripped open pretty good when his timing was off just a little. When we got back to his house he got a band-aid and a butt whoopin' for being in the crick (that's southern for creek ya'll).
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It wasn't mine, honest!
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Thank God! Someone besides me on this board knows how to eat grits!
