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The Atheist's nightmare
- Thread starter Andrew Green
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dragonswordkata
Blue Belt
Unrefutable evidence! There it's settled. We can all worship Odin, Cathulu, Luna, or was that Set, Shiva, the emperer of Japan 
He never did say which god, Ah what a country!
He never did say which god, Ah what a country!
Empty Hands
Senior Master
Oh wow, PLEASE tell me these guys are joking...although something tells me they aren't.
Then how does he explain pomegranates? The multiple and non-intuitive steps needed to prepare coffee? I could go on....
Ted Haggard made a very similar video to prove the existence of God. It fit nicely in a hand and the mouth is shaped to accept it, but it sure wasn't a banana.
It was a carrot!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/superslacker87/BoardStuff/carrot.jpg
It was a carrot!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/superslacker87/BoardStuff/carrot.jpg
bydand
Senior Master
See, irrefutable proof that coffee was never intended to be drunk by mankind.
(Now if I can find a back door and get out of here alive.)
:lfao: just thinking of the look on the coffee drinkers faces as i go hide for a bit. :lfao:
dragonswordkata
Blue Belt
Back door has been blocked by Mr. Chew.
What ya gonna do now, huh tough guy? Gonna try going through a caffeine fed, insane little poodle....
sick 'em Chew!
sick 'em Chew!
Lisa, I beg of you... Scott has been an exemplary MTer... have mercy! Call off Mr. Chew... Scott, you'll be good from now on, right? Right! Down, Mr. Chew... see, nice Scott apologizes... good Scott, nice Scott, he won't make that mistake again... whewwwwww.....
bydand
Senior Master
Back door has been blocked by Mr. Chew.
What ya gonna do now, huh tough guy? Gonna try going through a caffeine fed, insane little poodle....
sick 'em Chew!
You people are as loony as I am.
That is why I love it here so much!
You people are as loony as I am.
Listen, Scott, count your blessings... I know about Chew... your carotid artery was hanging there in the balance for a while... :EG:
Cruentus
Grandmaster
Oh... so banana's aren't supposed to go in the butt?
I better get to church more often to better understand gods plan; less mishaps that way, ya know?
I better get to church more often to better understand gods plan; less mishaps that way, ya know?
carotid? From a poodle? I would have though femoral:jaws:
or maybe a little higher, can poodles be charged with malicious castration?
No, Cruentus they are not. Sorry Bud, they lied to you. Go back to church, listen harder.
bydand
Senior Master
Chew bites where he is told.
OOoooh, that's just not right. OK, Black, sweet or white, how do you want your coffee? I'll make it.
LuzRD
Black Belt
i hate to interupt the diluted bean drinkers, however after viewing that video i desparately need to convert to a different species as so not to be associated with the type that sees a couple obscure coincidences and makes "factual oppinions".
i know!! maybe i can be a monkey! oh wait they eat them bananas to. holy crayola!! god is everywhere and he cant tell the difference between us and the primates. jeepers creepers
nevermind the simpsons are on, ill get over it :angel:
i know!! maybe i can be a monkey! oh wait they eat them bananas to. holy crayola!! god is everywhere and he cant tell the difference between us and the primates. jeepers creepers
nevermind the simpsons are on, ill get over it :angel:
OP
- Thread Starter
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It's a parody of sorts, but it is based on a actual argument: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchmaker_analogy
Perhaps that needs to be studied. :lfao:
