Some number jokes

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    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because seven was a registered six offender.

    German girls rate me a 9/10.
    At least...I think that's what they mean.
     
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    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789.
     
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    Never talk about 244 in a polite setting. It's two gross.

    What did the mermaid wear to math class?
    Her algae bra.
     
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    no it's not two gross is 288
     
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    Lol... You're right. But you get the idea.
     
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    You know what is odd? Every other number.

    I had a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were stacked against me.

    How do you make seven an even number? Take off the s.

    A woman goes to the doctor and says her husband wants to have intense s** all day every day and asks what she should give him. The doctor replies, my number.

    4, 6, 8, and 9 were killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

    I won a million dollars so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity .Now I have $999,999.75
     
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    In Chinese 5418814524 means "I'm your dad and you are my son".

    5 - I, mine
    4 - is, are
    1 - you, your
    88 - dad
    24 - son
     
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