I finally get it. I now know why everyones taxes need to be raised, and raised and then raised again. I know why people who want taxes lowered are actually greedy bastards. The answer...the government needs money. It is as simple as that. This past week has really opened my eyes to that simple truth. I mean...
How embarrassing is it for us as Americans to find out our Secret Service, the men and women sworn to defend the President of the United States with their very lives, have to argue with high end, colombian prostitutes over 800 dollars. Come on. How cheap are we as tax payers. The secret service is Obama's posse. They should be able to go into any country in the world, with a roll of cash from their expense accounts that would put a new rap star to shame. When the prostitute says, "Baby, it's 800 dollars," the Agent in question should be able to say "Baby, no problem," whip out his expense account roll of cash and count out 800 dollars faster than you can say Mac Daddy ( is that still the cool term ). He should even be able to whip out another 200 as a tip to the high end call girl for doing her all for Old Uncle Sam. You know what I mean? How cheap are we as americans that we would put our civil service employees in a situation where they have to haggle with the local escorts over a measly 800 dollars? Our guys should be able to go to any high end strip club or brothel anywhere in the world and roll in like Saudi Princes on vacation in the west.
That my friends requires your tax dollars.
How embarrasing is it when the General Services Administration can only throw parties for 800,000 dollars? That they have to make up awards to give away so they can have expensive award ceremonies. These are our employees. They should be able to go to vegas and blow so much cash that we feel it all the way in our own wallets. It is truly embarrasing that we would be so cheap to force them to spend so little on their festivities.
That my friends is why we need to pay more taxes and keep paying them. Our employees need to Party hard, like it's 1999.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...ding-scandal/2012/04/16/gIQARn6ZMT_story.html
How cheap are we as taxpayers that Leon Panetta, a cabinet member can only fly home to his crib in california once a week? Why only once a week? Cause we only give him 32,000 dollars a week for the trip. Each week. 52 weeks a year. Sure, the previous cabinet member only went home 3 times a year, and 32,000 dollars a week in travel on a personal g-5 aircraft is an improvement, but come on. How cheap are we. Leon Panetta should be able to commute from washington to california everyday. Why can't he? Because we are cheap a** tax payers.
http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/national-govt-politics/panetta-bay-area-travel-costs-cause-stir/nMKxq/
How stingy are we as tax payers when green energy company after green energy company goes bankrupt. Why? Because we are cheap A** tax payers. We only gave Solyndra 500 million dollars in loan garauntees and that was only one of several failed green companies. If we had only tripled or quadrupled that money, imagine what the executives of Solyndra could have done. What stopped their success? Cheap A** tax payers.
The list goes on and on. Government employees crippled in their activities of soliciting prostitutes, partying, bankrupting companies, and traveling the country and the world, because the government needs more money.
I have learned the error of my ways. Please, tax me more. The government employees need that money. They deserve that money. You cheap A** taxpayers need to pay your fair share. Thank you.:bangahead:
How embarrassing is it for us as Americans to find out our Secret Service, the men and women sworn to defend the President of the United States with their very lives, have to argue with high end, colombian prostitutes over 800 dollars. Come on. How cheap are we as tax payers. The secret service is Obama's posse. They should be able to go into any country in the world, with a roll of cash from their expense accounts that would put a new rap star to shame. When the prostitute says, "Baby, it's 800 dollars," the Agent in question should be able to say "Baby, no problem," whip out his expense account roll of cash and count out 800 dollars faster than you can say Mac Daddy ( is that still the cool term ). He should even be able to whip out another 200 as a tip to the high end call girl for doing her all for Old Uncle Sam. You know what I mean? How cheap are we as americans that we would put our civil service employees in a situation where they have to haggle with the local escorts over a measly 800 dollars? Our guys should be able to go to any high end strip club or brothel anywhere in the world and roll in like Saudi Princes on vacation in the west.
That my friends requires your tax dollars.
How embarrasing is it when the General Services Administration can only throw parties for 800,000 dollars? That they have to make up awards to give away so they can have expensive award ceremonies. These are our employees. They should be able to go to vegas and blow so much cash that we feel it all the way in our own wallets. It is truly embarrasing that we would be so cheap to force them to spend so little on their festivities.
That my friends is why we need to pay more taxes and keep paying them. Our employees need to Party hard, like it's 1999.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...ding-scandal/2012/04/16/gIQARn6ZMT_story.html
How cheap are we as taxpayers that Leon Panetta, a cabinet member can only fly home to his crib in california once a week? Why only once a week? Cause we only give him 32,000 dollars a week for the trip. Each week. 52 weeks a year. Sure, the previous cabinet member only went home 3 times a year, and 32,000 dollars a week in travel on a personal g-5 aircraft is an improvement, but come on. How cheap are we. Leon Panetta should be able to commute from washington to california everyday. Why can't he? Because we are cheap a** tax payers.
http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/national-govt-politics/panetta-bay-area-travel-costs-cause-stir/nMKxq/
How stingy are we as tax payers when green energy company after green energy company goes bankrupt. Why? Because we are cheap A** tax payers. We only gave Solyndra 500 million dollars in loan garauntees and that was only one of several failed green companies. If we had only tripled or quadrupled that money, imagine what the executives of Solyndra could have done. What stopped their success? Cheap A** tax payers.
The list goes on and on. Government employees crippled in their activities of soliciting prostitutes, partying, bankrupting companies, and traveling the country and the world, because the government needs more money.
I have learned the error of my ways. Please, tax me more. The government employees need that money. They deserve that money. You cheap A** taxpayers need to pay your fair share. Thank you.:bangahead:
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