Young Auxiliary: (calls in a report of gunfire on radio) Patrolman 1: "Is there anything else you can tell us about the incident?" Young Auxiliary: "Yes, the gun was loud" Patrolman 2: "It was...loud...?" Young Auxiliary: "Yes, it was like a hand cannon!" (pause) Patrolman 1: "Everything I shoot sounds like that" -------------------------------------------------------------------- Upon word that the Seabrook Nuke was under alert: Retired LEO: "An area of the plant has been evacuated, but plant operations are not affected" Retired LEO: "I have a correction. Plant operations may be affected, but the public is not at risk." Nearby Ham Operator: "Are you sure?" Retired LEO: "Yes. I repeat, the public is not in danger. The area was evacuated after a spill of cleaning products (containing ammonia) Nearby Ham Operator: "How long has it been since they cleaned that place, anyway?" ------------------------------------------- Town Dispatcher: "Subject, a xxxxxx at Wendy's, said a customer became irate and assaulted her by throwing an order of Mac and Cheese in her face" (I've never had Mac and Cheese at Wendy's. Is it really that bad?) -------------------------------------------- Nearby Ham Operator: "The State Police were detonating something at the (town) dump. Do you know what it was?" Retired LEO: "No. That sure sounds trashy to me." ------------------------------------------- The New Hampshire State Police would like to remind motorists that it is NOT entrapment if a trooper hides his cruiser and doesn't use his parking lights while trying to catch speeders. (via Facebook) ------------------------------------ And the runner up: Swansea, Mass: Harbormaster's office on alert after a report of a male subject in a motorized wheelchair. On a raft. Trying to row to Virginia. Believed to be intoxicated. ----------------------------------- And.....The Winnah! Lawrence, Mass dispatch: "Caller reports a male streaking through the [city] common. No clothing description of suspect" :lfao: :lfao: I just love New England Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD
