Overheard At Work, part deux!

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  1. Carol

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    Young Auxiliary: (calls in a report of gunfire on radio)

    Patrolman 1: "Is there anything else you can tell us about the incident?"

    Young Auxiliary: "Yes, the gun was loud"

    Patrolman 2: "It was...loud...?"

    Young Auxiliary: "Yes, it was like a hand cannon!"

    (pause)

    Patrolman 1: "Everything I shoot sounds like that"

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    Upon word that the Seabrook Nuke was under alert:

    Retired LEO: "An area of the plant has been evacuated, but plant operations are not affected"

    Retired LEO: "I have a correction. Plant operations may be affected, but the public is not at risk."

    Nearby Ham Operator: "Are you sure?"

    Retired LEO: "Yes. I repeat, the public is not in danger. The area was evacuated after a spill of cleaning products (containing ammonia)

    Nearby Ham Operator: "How long has it been since they cleaned that place, anyway?"


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    Town Dispatcher: "Subject, a xxxxxx at Wendy's, said a customer became irate and assaulted her by throwing an order of Mac and Cheese in her face"

    (I've never had Mac and Cheese at Wendy's. Is it really that bad?)

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    Nearby Ham Operator: "The State Police were detonating something at the (town) dump. Do you know what it was?"

    Retired LEO: "No. That sure sounds trashy to me."

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    The New Hampshire State Police would like to remind motorists that it is NOT entrapment if a trooper hides his cruiser and doesn't use his parking lights while trying to catch speeders.

    (via Facebook)

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    And the runner up:

    Swansea, Mass: Harbormaster's office on alert after a report of a male subject in a motorized wheelchair. On a raft. Trying to row to Virginia. Believed to be intoxicated.

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    And.....The Winnah!

    Lawrence, Mass dispatch: "Caller reports a male streaking through the [city] common. No clothing description of suspect" :lfao: :lfao:

    I just love New England :D


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