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Rich Parsons

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Hell, I'll rank you for $250, $200 for MT members. :lol:


Jeff can I be a 3 and 1/3 belt rank? ;) I always liked that for some reason. :D
 

Xue Sheng

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I take PayPal.


Tell you what, Rich. I have a Halloween special. 33 1/3 Dan for just $999.95. :lol:

Do you do TCMA ranks... I'm talking a sash one of those like David Carradine wore on Kung fu (the original series)… oh and one of those silk outfits with the hand on the back.

Like this http://crazyabouttv.com/ImagesTwo/kungfu.jpg
 

Tames D

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Hell, I'll rank you for $250, $200 for MT members. :lol:
I'm looking for high rank in Silat. I've never studied the art, will that be a problem? I've heard from a reliable source that you issue pretty certificates. :rofl:
 

Kreth

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Do you do TCMA ranks... I'm talking a sash one of those like David Carradine wore on Kung fu (the original series)… oh and one of those silk outfits with the hand on the back.

Like this http://crazyabouttv.com/ImagesTwo/kungfu.jpg
I don't handle uniforms. Your lack of style is all on you... :lol:

I'm looking for high rank in Silat. I've never studied the art, will that be a problem? I've heard from a reliable source that you issue pretty certificates. :rofl:
How does Supreme Guro sound? $750, and if you act fast, I'll throw in a Capoeira Maestre ranking. :uhyeah:
 

tshadowchaser

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worst part of that email is I know a few folks that would pay the price and have the man award the rank to them at some public affair so they could strut around like a peacock.

now as for the ranking offered by a few of those already posting my monopoly money is in the mail I expect a pretty rank cert
 

Drac

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Do you do TCMA ranks... I'm talking a sash one of those like David Carradine wore on Kung fu (the original series)… oh and one of those silk outfits with the hand on the back.

Don't you mean with a TREE on the back?????

Your lack of style is all on you... :lol: :uhyeah:

LOL....
 

Xue Sheng

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For just $725.99, I will award you the impressive Translucent Sash.


:xtrmshock WOW THAT'S CHEAP!!!! Where do I send the check or money order?

Can I pay with Chinese money... it would seem soooo much more authentic then

Don't you mean with a TREE on the back?????

Nope palm....it is what you hit the trees with.... that is when you are not hitting them with your foot or forearm. :mst:

Don't MAKE me go the whole "You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin temple." route again Drac :disgust:
 
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Perhaps Bob could jump on the bandwagon and offer pretty pieces of rice paper along with our MT Ranks at the next Meet and Greet? Great fund raiser for supporters...
 

Gentle Fist

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I am going to apply for my 6th dan in bjj without having to roll with anyone. Maybe I can even get the title dragon-soke-wizard to go with it.
 
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