Last Person #5

[Gerry Seymour]

you guys say this like it's a bad thing....

I am just to poor to buy the good stuff....
And I can't go into Aldi's without dropping 80 bucks, and not even carry essentials out....

At Aldi, you can carry the essentials for another $12.50. Plus a quarter.

 

[CrazedChris]

I am just to poor to buy the good stuff....
And I can't go into Aldi's without dropping 80 bucks, and not even carry essentials out....

I feel your pain. With 5 or usually 6 in the house, we spend a lot, way too much, on food. I dread grocery shopping. I have to go tomorrow along with clothes shopping for the teen girl. I can already feel the pain in my wallet.

 

[granfire]

So you and the Hobbit have something in common.

run away.....

 

[Xue Sheng]

So you and the Hobbit have something in common.

In Norway...every buffet had various cheeses..... I tried them all

 

[Xue Sheng]

of all the women I have ever known....Mrs Xue is the only one that gets upset when I cook something. She is not home, she is not going to cook, and she has 0 clean-up.....and still gets upset.

 

[donald1]

of all the women I have ever known....Mrs Xue is the only one that gets upset when I cook something. She is not home, she is not going to cook, and she has 0 clean-up.....and still gets upset.

 

[AngryHobbit]

you guys say this like it's a bad thing....

I am just to poor to buy the good stuff....
And I can't go into Aldi's without dropping 80 bucks, and not even carry essentials out....

That is a dangerous, dangerous place.

 

[AngryHobbit]

In Norway...every buffet had various cheeses..... I tried them all

I would have just moved in to live there.

 

[AngryHobbit]

of all the women I have ever known....Mrs Xue is the only one that gets upset when I cook something. She is not home, she is not going to cook, and she has 0 clean-up.....and still gets upset.

I think men who can cook are far sexier than men who can bench press 200 pounds. One of our favorite book characters Odd Thomas is a short order cook and makes the fluffiest bisquits and the tastiest scrambled eggs. He has a friend - a writer who is a gourmet chef. The trio at the center of my "Nightmare Hunters" story series are all foodies and all love to cook... unless they haven't had a case in a long time and are bored - then they start playing LMFAO really loudly and order pizza and Chinese.

 

[Steve]

I think men who can cook are far sexier than men who can bench press 200 pounds. One of our favorite book characters Odd Thomas is a short order cook and makes the fluffiest bisquits and the tastiest scrambled eggs. He has a friend - a writer who is a gourmet chef. The trio at the center of my "Nightmare Hunters" story series are all foodies and all love to cook... unless they haven't had a case in a long time and are bored - then they start playing LMFAO really loudly and order pizza and Chinese.

What about men who can cook and bench press 200lbs?

 

[donald1]

I think men who can cook are far sexier than men who can bench press 200 pounds. One of our favorite book characters Odd Thomas is a short order cook and makes the fluffiest bisquits and the tastiest scrambled eggs. He has a friend - a writer who is a gourmet chef. The trio at the center of my "Nightmare Hunters" story series are all foodies and all love to cook... unless they haven't had a case in a long time and are bored - then they start playing LMFAO really loudly and order pizza and Chinese.

Who orders pizza and Chinese at the same time. That's crazy talk. Especially since pizza if the greatest food ever.
Fact, Jesus himself came back to life to enjoy some people pizza

 

[Gerry Seymour]

What about men who can cook and bench press 200lbs?

I want to "agree", just so folks think I can bench more than 200...which sadly I currently cannot.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Who orders pizza and Chinese at the same time. That's crazy talk. Especially since pizza if the greatest food ever.
Fact, Jesus himself came back to life to enjoy some people pizza

"People pizza"??

 

[Xue Sheng]

How very un-Chinese food of me...... I'm having eggplant parmigiana...wit pasta...for lunch

 

[AngryHobbit]

Who orders pizza and Chinese at the same time. That's crazy talk. Especially since pizza if the greatest food ever.
Fact, Jesus himself came back to life to enjoy some people pizza

The Nightmare Hunters make confusing food choices like that only when they are bored. They just feel like they are adrift and unnecessary - and that is a very disorienting feeling for them. Otherwise, they are a very well-informed bunch, sartorially and culinarily sophisticated.

 

[AngryHobbit]

How very un-Chinese food of me...... I'm having eggplant parmigiana...wit pasta...for lunch

I make a mean eggplant parmigiana. Just ask @gpseymour . Or maybe not - because he'll start whining that it's been a while since we had one.

 

[AngryHobbit]

What about men who can cook and bench press 200lbs?

I wasn't aware Ron Perlman and Emeril Lagasse had a baby.

 

[AngryHobbit]

No. Only assigned by one.

And doing that interminable plank afterwards was not the smartest thing I've ever done.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I wasn't aware Ron Perlman and Emeril Lagasse had a baby.

They didn't... that is physiologically impossible......but it could be that Karyn Marshall and Emeril Lagasse did

 

[AngryHobbit]

They didn't... that is physiologically impossible......but it could be that Karyn Marshall and Emeril Lagasse did

Meh... I like my version better. Hellboy is already fun - and he would be even more fun if he could cook.