Kung Fu Qigong

[7starmantis]

I had to post this.....
The recent KFQ has a large article on Iron Crotch training and Grand Master of Iron Crotch Qigong Tu lin-Sheng. Its...um...very interesting. This is the guy who does demos, strips down buck naked, ties his...um...manhood to a truck and pulls it down the road. He explains his iron crotch training in the artlicle entiteled, "Bigger, Longer, Harder". Sorry, I just got up off the floor and thought I would share this info with you guys.
I'm in no way trying to disrespect Grandmaster Tu, I think he is just a little more intense than I want to get.

:rofl:

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[arnisador]

We don't practice this in the FMA!

 

[Jill666]

:erg:

 

[chufeng]

Three questions:

1) Did the article talk about the usefulness of such training?

2) Where can one practice this without violating local laws regarding ludeness?

3) Did he start with Tonka Toys?

Just curious...

:asian:
chufeng

 

[Antares33]

1) Did the article talk about the usefulness of such training?

You run the attacker over with the truck you're pulling with your winky..... duh.

 

[7starmantis]

Originally posted by chufeng
Three questions:

1) Did the article talk about the usefulness of such training?

2) Where can one practice this without violating local laws regarding ludeness?

3) Did he start with Tonka Toys?

Just curious...

:asian:
chufeng

LOL, the usefullness was internal health and the basic advantages of any iron training, being able to withstand massive hits to that region. Oh yeah, and great sex. Thats what he said.
I think the truck pulling was just for demos, the training consisted mainly of hitting yourself in the boys with hammers and such, Larrell and Hardy style. :rofl:

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