John Lennon Shot for Oil? Oookay.

[Big Don]

So, an apparently crazy man called into Limbaugh's show yesterday...
With the single wildest conspiracy theory this side of the Illuminati.
Here is a link to the transcript:John Lennon Shot for Oil? Oookay.

What are the wildest conspiracy theories you have heard?

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

I DO have one!

From 'So I Married An Axe Murderer'


STUART Listen, Sonny Jim, it's a known fact
there's a society of the five
wealthiest people in the world, called
the Pentaverate, who run everything
and meet three times a year at a
secret country mansion in Colorado,
known as "The Meadows."


CHARLIE (sarcastic) And that's obviously why we haven't
heard about it in the newspapers.

STUART (inappropriately angry & loud)
That's right. They ****in' own the
papers, smartass. And everything
else. Why do you think Scotland's
not been able to get independence?
Because the Queen the Pentavirate
and those English dome heads in West
Minster won't have it.

CHARLIE Who are the other members of this
pentaverate?

STUART The Queen, the Rothchilds, the Gettys,
the Vatican, and Colonel Sanders
before he went **** up. Oh, I hated
the Colonel with his wee beady eyes.
And that smug look on his face.

CHARLIE Dad how can you hate "the Colonel?"

STUART Because the Colonel puts an addictive
chemical in it that makes you crave
it fortnightly.

 

[exile]

That the FBI had Janis Joplin killed because she was a threat to... it wasn't quite clear. But someone I was talking to back in the early 1970s was very, very certain that they were behind it....

 

[theletch1]

Yeah, here's one for you. My workday is actually half at night so I listen to Coast to Coast AM now and then. Night before last someone called in and said that the volcano that erupted in Chile last week was caused by a group of scientists with a laser equipped satelite so that we couldn't get a view of the southern sky with our telescopes and see Planet X as it hurtles toward the earth.

 

[elder999]

That the FBI had Janis Joplin killed because she was a threat to... it wasn't quite clear. But someone I was talking to back in the early 1970s was very, very certain that they were behind it....

That'd be the movie, Down On Us, in which Janis, Jimi Hendrix AND Jim Morrison were all targeted by the government for assassination, with Morrison sussing out the governement plot and faking his own death....:lol:

 

[elder999]

Yeah, here's one for you. My workday is actually half at night so I listen to Coast to Coast AM now and then. Night before last someone called in and said that the volcano that erupted in Chile last week was caused by a group of scientists with a laser equipped satelite so that we couldn't get a view of the southern sky with our telescopes and see Planet X as it hurtles toward the earth.

That'd be HAARP: High-frequency Active Aural Research Program, based in Alaska....and that'd be a "group of mad scientists"...bwahaha :lol:

 

[Makalakumu]

19 Arab Hijackers, led by a man in a cave, crashed four planes into high value targets in a country that spends more on its so called defense then all other nations combined.

This is the craziest conspiracy theory that I can think of.

Heh.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

19 Arab Hijackers, led by a man in a cave, crashed four planes into high value targets in a country that spends more on its so called defense then all other nations combined.

This is the craziest conspiracy theory that I can think of.

Heh.

How's that saying go again about just because you're paranoid doesn't mean no one's after you?

And then of course, if they really ARE after you, can it still be considered paranoia?

 

[theletch1]

That'd be HAARP: High-frequency Active Aural Research Program, based in Alaska....and that'd be a "group of mad scientists"...bwahaha :lol:

Nah, the host mentioned HARP but the caller said "No, that's old technology and isn't powerful enough". I have heard quite a few CTs surrounding HARP though.
Another one I heard was regarding the super collider. Supposedly when they were doing their cool down there was a quark experiment that went wrong and THAT is what caused the volcanic eruption and the earthquake in China as well.

And aren't ALL scientists mad?:erg:

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Yeah, pretty much.

 

[elder999]

And aren't ALL scientists mad?:erg:

Not officially-not unless they're card carrying members of the International Society of Mad Scientists....I've won two Cracked Globe awards, myself-also known as the Fools, I'll Destroy You All prize...:lol:

 

[Touch Of Death]

That the FBI had Janis Joplin killed because she was a threat to... it wasn't quite clear. But someone I was talking to back in the early 1970s was very, very certain that they were behind it....

I read Mic Jaggar was dabbling in the black arts and became convinced he was about to die because Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison had J's in there name; so, he just knew he was next. I'm glad he kept rockin'.

Sean