kid
Black Belt
can't go wrong with phylosophies when you quote the homer.Samantha said:
good quotes!
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Chronuss
Senior Master
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with...:knight:
"Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true." --from the film Napoleon Dynamite
Chronuss
Senior Master
I try to take life one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once...:uhoh:
Die who has time to die I have a family to support! Governor Jesse Ventura
Yes I'm PMSing, you can't be that stupid!!!!
Chronuss
Senior Master
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill... 
R
RSJ
Guest
" He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster."- Friedrich Nietzsche
" Where I have passed, the grass will not grow again."- Atilla the Hun
" Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings." Cnut I, Viking King (994 A.D.-1035 A.D.)
" Power is my mistress."- Napoleon
" To be prepared for war is the most effective way of preserving peace."- George Washington
" The great questions of the day will not be settled by speeches but by iron and blood."- Otto von Bismarck
" Courage, I serve."- Edward the Black Prince
" So much the better, for we shall fight them in the shade." Leonidas, King of Sparta in response to a Persian courier who told him that the Persian archers were so numerous that they would darken the sun with their arrows.
" Break the bones, and the body will recover. Break the spirit and the body will die."
" I am not driven by hatred, I am not driven by fear. I am not driven by desire, duty or and rationale. I can no longer feel any of these. All that remains is Retribution; Cold and hard and final..."
" Pierce me with steel, rend me with claw and fang. As I die a legend is born for another generation to follow..."
" A warrior's true strength lies not in the body, but in the spirit..."
" Any Master of battle should always take stock of his friends as well as his enemies. Knowing both can, in time, be profitable."
" Where I have passed, the grass will not grow again."- Atilla the Hun
" Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings." Cnut I, Viking King (994 A.D.-1035 A.D.)
" Power is my mistress."- Napoleon
" To be prepared for war is the most effective way of preserving peace."- George Washington
" The great questions of the day will not be settled by speeches but by iron and blood."- Otto von Bismarck
" Courage, I serve."- Edward the Black Prince
" So much the better, for we shall fight them in the shade." Leonidas, King of Sparta in response to a Persian courier who told him that the Persian archers were so numerous that they would darken the sun with their arrows.
" Break the bones, and the body will recover. Break the spirit and the body will die."
" I am not driven by hatred, I am not driven by fear. I am not driven by desire, duty or and rationale. I can no longer feel any of these. All that remains is Retribution; Cold and hard and final..."
" Pierce me with steel, rend me with claw and fang. As I die a legend is born for another generation to follow..."
" A warrior's true strength lies not in the body, but in the spirit..."
" Any Master of battle should always take stock of his friends as well as his enemies. Knowing both can, in time, be profitable."
kid
Black Belt
Wish in one hand and ***** in the see which one fills up first.
-Billy Bob Thorton "Bad Santa"-
-Billy Bob Thorton "Bad Santa"-
Bammx2
2nd Black Belt
" I don't drink...wine and I don't smoke... **** Post edited to conform with MT's profanity filter
Dracula,Love at First Bite.
Dracula,Love at First Bite.
Bammx2
2nd Black Belt
"You're perfect,yes it's true,but without me......you're only you".
Mike Patton,
Faith No more
Mike Patton,
Faith No more
Randy Strausbaugh
Master Black Belt
"Kid, you're an American. Bet on the winner."
"Always carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and when it gets full, you can just throw it out the window."
"The race doesn't always go to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way the smart money goes."
"Capitol punishment makes the state a murderer, but life imprisonment makes it a gay dungeon master."
"Fight the good fight. Win if you can. If you can't win, cheat. Cheat anyway."
"Fighting is like sex. The more a guy talks about it, the worse he is at it."
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word."
"Why do they call Wednesday "Hump day", when most people don't get laid 'till the weekend?"
"Always carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and when it gets full, you can just throw it out the window."
"The race doesn't always go to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way the smart money goes."
"Capitol punishment makes the state a murderer, but life imprisonment makes it a gay dungeon master."
"Fight the good fight. Win if you can. If you can't win, cheat. Cheat anyway."
"Fighting is like sex. The more a guy talks about it, the worse he is at it."
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word."
"Why do they call Wednesday "Hump day", when most people don't get laid 'till the weekend?"
Bammx2
2nd Black Belt
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:rofl::rofl:
Randy Strausbaugh
Master Black Belt
Thanks. It comes from yours truly. I used to be a substitute teacher, and when guys in class started talking about how tough they were, that would shut them right up.
