good quotes!

[Sam]

This is so over-said but it still makes me laugh

"Take me drunk, I'm home!"

 

[Chronuss]

how do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

 

[mj-hi-yah]

No Banana can think clearly when it's peels are bruised!

 

[Sarah]

No Banana can think clearly when it's peels are bruised!

hehe....for sure...DONT BRUISE THE BANANA....LOL

 

[Sam]

I dont get it. *feels dumb*

 

[Ceicei]

It matters not whether you yell "hyyyaaaahhh" or "bbbaaaaaaanaanaaaaaa", what matters is the power behind your punches and kicks.

 

[Chronuss]

health nuts are gonna feel stupid one day, lying in hospital beds dying of nothing.

 

[Sam]

"Excuse me... have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it."

 

[Chronuss]

when choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

 

[Sam]

"Remember when American moms used to tell their kids to finish dinner because children were starving in Africa ? Well, thanks a lot, Mom — Africans are still starving and American kids are obese." — Larry Baum.

 

[Chronuss]

there is nothing quite so good as a burial at sea...it is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating...


%think%

 

[Sam]

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant ? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." — Lynda Montgomery.

 

[Ping898]

A truely wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn

You don't need a parachute to skydive, you need a parachute to skydive twice

 

[Sam]

hahaha I like the one about skydiving.

"The worst way to miss someone is to be standing right next to them knowing you can't have them."

 

[Chronuss]

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now...

 

[Sam]

I'm only wearing black until they make a darker color.

 

[Chronuss]

I'm only wearing black because all my pink shirts are dirty...

 

[Flatlander]

health nuts are gonna feel stupid one day, lying in hospital beds dying of nothing.

I like. :rofl:

 

[Sam]

"Give me liberty or... OOOOoooo! A jelly donut!"

-Homer Simpson

 

[kid]

Of all the things i lost. I miss my mind the most.