Geek Squad goes Kaboom!

Geek Squad is primarily composed of guys that couldn't handle a real IT job anyway, much like the Electronics drones in any big box store. Just about any technical question gets the reply, "Let me check with my manager." :rolleyes:
 
Disturbing - but, sadly, not surprising. Luckily for me, I know several highly qualified IT people, for whose occasional assistance I am extremely grateful.
 
You'd think these people would know by know to keep their pr0n on a flash drive... :uhoh:
 
They were....oh, you weren't talking about the "techs"......
 
...or keep their pr0n encrypted and steganographically hidden.

The really evil will give the prying exactly what they deserve - a directory on the Desktop labelled "PORN". And it will be filled with Goatse, Tubgirl, Two Girls and a Cup and other things too horrible to mention. For an added touch provide a grapefruit spoon and a small bag of sawdust so the techs can scoop out their eyes and fill the bleeding sockets afterwards :p
 
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