Dumb Thief Gets into a Jam

[Lynne]

A South Carolina thief broke into a landfill to retrieve about $10 worth of copper and got stuck under a stinky, nasty dumpster. He'd been under there about 12 hours when workers found him PU South Carolina is pretty hot this time of year, too.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080801/ap_on_fe_st/odd_stuck_suspect;_ylt=Aro0mRNRq8U2bepMs7wdKp0uQE4F

 

[jkembry]

HHow does one get 'stuck' under a dumpster?

 

[terryl965]

Well they are criminals and he belongs in the dumbest criminal file.

 

[Lynne]

Well they are criminals and he belongs in the dumbest criminal file.

That's what I thought...like the dummies who attached a chain from the bumper of their car to an ATM. The bumper was pulled off, along with the license plate.

 

[Lynne]

HHow does one get 'stuck' under a dumpster?

We cannot comprehend the talent it takes my friend.

 

[arnisador]

No sympathy!

 

[MA-Caver]

Must've been the former mayor of Stupidville U.S.A.

 

[jks9199]

Copper theft is on the rise.

They've stolen brass parts off of fire hydrants in my area, rendering he hydrant unoperable.

And I've seen some reports of a guy who decided to steel some copper wire or grounding elements from a power line... He forgot to make sure the power was off.:duh::flammad: Oh, well... at least the gene pool is a little cleaner now!:lol::EG: