Confucious Say

[Raewyn]

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

 

[Sarah]

Well I dont have Confucious.....but I have quotes:


"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen.


"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
Groucho Marx.

 

[Raewyn]

War do not determine who right, war determine who left.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.

 

[Sarah]

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates.

 

[Sarah]

"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
Mae West. hehehe...sounds good to me

 

[Sarah]

Come on Raewyn, keep up!


“Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
- Robin Williams

 

[Raewyn]

I eat too much because Im depressed, and Im depressed because I eat too much. Its a vicious circle.............. that took years to perfect!!
Garfield

 

[Sarah]

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Mae West

 

[Raewyn]

Kill my boss?? Do I dare live out the Amercian Dream??

Homer Simpson

 

[Raewyn]

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat over estimated his ability!!

Oscar Wilde

 

[Sarah]

I don't feel old - I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. (Bob Hope)

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. (George Burns)

 

[Goldendragon7]

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Mae West

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Mae West

 

[Sarah]

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy .........Finding NemoHEHEHEHE....Wink Wink!

 

[Raewyn]

What does retired mean? Tired yesterday, tired again today....... I guess

Dennis the Menace

 

[Raewyn]

He who farts in church sits in own pew.

Confucious

 

[Sarah]

Homer: Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!"

 

[Goldendragon7]

When I'm bad ....... I'm good, when I'm worse ....... I'm better... oahhh
Mae West

 

[Sarah]

Oohhh...I like that one! :ultracool

When I'm bad ....... I'm good, when I'm worse ....... I'm better... oahhh
Mae West

 

[Sarah]

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ***, okay?"
Denis Leary.


"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin.

 

[Goldendragon7]

My right leg is Christmas... My left leg is New Year's... come up and see me between the Holidays! ... oahhh
Mae West