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[arnisador]

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elephant...

 

[Big Don]

[FONT=comic sans ms, HELVETICA, ARIAL]When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight retarded reindeer,[/FONT]

 

[arnisador]

I have always relied on the meanness of strangers.

 

[Big Don]

What we've got here, is a failure, to conjugate.

 

[arnisador]

If I had a lime for every time I've heard that...

 

[Touch Of Death]

If anyone works production, you know the old saying, "When in doubt, we ship it out."

 

[arnisador]

From each according to his abilities; to each according to his mother...

 

[Big Don]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of dumb

 

[arnisador]

The hills are alive with the sound of rap...

 

[Carol]

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight retarded reindeer,

With a little old driver so lively and so quick, I knew in a moment it must be a hallucination.

 

[Big Don]

I have had it with these mother farming snakes on this plane

 

[arnisador]

Old Woman River, she just keeps rollin' along...

 

[Uncle]

Madness? THIS IS BACON!

 

[arnisador]

One bloke over the line...

 

[Big Don]

I ever walk alone

 

[arnisador]

What's up, nurse?

 

[GrandmasterP]

Rudolph the red nosed alcoholic.

 

[arnisador]

...had a very shiny antler...

 

[Uncle]

The cake is a lie. The π is forever.

 

[Big Don]

I spade my dog