Being... um... neutral

[FearlessFreep]

Fart Offsets

Every time one farts, one must turn off one lightbulb for thirty seconds to offset the greenhouse gases produced by one’s anus.

 

[Kacey]

An interesting interpretation of going green. Does that mean cows should be kept in the dark all the time?

 

[terryl965]

I guess then my school shoud never have lights since we have enough students doing this for a complete blackout.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Save the planet... go the bathroom in the dark

Somehow I just don't think its enough

 

[elder999]

The article is fundamentally in air. Healthy human digestion does not produce methane-the primary constituent in human flatulence is hydrogen sulphide gas, followed by hydrogen, followed by trace amounts of CO2 and other gases. Hydrogen sulphide and hydrogen are not greenhouse gases. The CO2 released by human flatulence is negligible as far as "carbon footprint." In fact, the water vapor in human flatulence represents a far bigger threat to global warming than CO2 and-especially (since it's mostly absent)-methane.

Somebody's been sipping the silly juice again.....:lol:

 

[elder999]

The article is fundamentally in air.

er....that was supposed to be "in error." Wow. I gotta stop posting when I should be sleeping......:lol:

 

[FearlessFreep]

er....that was supposed to be "in error." Wow. I gotta stop posting when I should be sleeping......:lol:

*shrug* Still works