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When I heard it was associated with Kenpo I assumed it was a restaurant!

You have offended me and my school, and I shall challenge you to a fight as soon as I have wipe the chicken grease from my fingers.
 

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Hmmm, The triangle was upside down as mentioned and we were supposed to get it from the Blue circles as well. I do not read the language that was listed, so I am confused on how I was supposed to get it?

I have had some bruises before, but never thought of that.

Maybe if I wrote something in Sindarian the language of the Eldar elves from Tolkien some might get it, but if I did not give enough of a subject matter there chances would be almost zero.
 
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Dude..."purple triangle"...? Most that know, get it from that alone. LOL

Oh well, don't feel bad. I suppose putting the triangle upside down was unfair. LOL

...besides...it ain't that big of deal... it was meant to be tounge in cheek and hopefully produce a chuckle.
 

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Yeah but ... dude, don't you remember Dan Quayle and Tinkie Winkie? TW had an upside down purple triangle on his head and that's an indicator that he's gay.

:lookie:

So uh ... yeah.
 

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Yeah but ... dude, don't you remember Dan Quayle and Tinkie Winkie? TW had an upside down purple triangle on his head and that's an indicator that he's gay.

:lookie:

So uh ... yeah.

That's because he had a purse. And don't give me all that about how it was a man bag, it was a purse. TW was a flamer, no doubt.

Unless... maybe he got kicked in the junk really hard. Maybe it fell off and he needed somewhere to carry it. Then I guess it would be a man bag.
 

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Ok, Guess what this means?
 

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Dude..."purple triangle"...? Most that know, get it from that alone. LOL

Oh well, don't feel bad. I suppose putting the triangle upside down was unfair. LOL

...besides...it ain't that big of deal... it was meant to be tounge in cheek and hopefully produce a chuckle.

Well to be honest I have never looked at the whole triangle on myself or someone else.

I got another one after the one I just posted as well. ;)
 

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Yeah but ... dude, don't you remember Dan Quayle and Tinkie Winkie? TW had an upside down purple triangle on his head and that's an indicator that he's gay.

:lookie:

So uh ... yeah.
NEVER use the term "Tinkie Winkie" when discussing the Purple Triangle.
That is just mean...
 

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What no guess?

Gold Bricks.

Yellow Bricks.

Yellow Brick Road.

Wizard of Oz.

Oz relates to Osmium.

Gold and Osmium are both elements. Just one is more dense than the other, and one is worth more.


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Next one!


I will try to work on a rough picture.
 

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Those who are members will know.
 

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I didn't get it, but thats because I'm not a sissy and don't need a cup to protect my Junk.

REAL martial artists use SKILLS to do that, not plastic.

:2xBird2::2xBird2:
 

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Hilarious! 80 views and the only two people that seem to know what it's about is two kenpo guys. ROFL :lol:


What no guesses? 333 views some must have looked at my last one to guess on.

Come on people, those in the know should know.

:)
 
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When I posted this joke, I had no idea that it would be offensive to those that train with little to no contact.

I apologize.
 

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When I posted this joke, I had no idea that it would be offensive to those that train with little to no contact.

I apologize.

Thank you for the apology but ...

I train with contact and still did not get the joke.

The superior I am one of the only few who do (* insert here *), bothers me.

Did you get mine last one?

It happens to those who "receive the cane". In kenpo you use "Kenpo Sticks" or Escrima or Eskrima or Arnis Sticks right?

Then why do you not know the brusing pattern I posted?

Some people do not think along the same line as others. I have shown and describe your picture to those who fight full contact today or in the past and once explained they understood, but until the explanation came out not a single person guessed a bruise form a cup.

It really was the idea of your question it was more of the elite factor that was implied with your comments that bothered me.

The reason why it bothered me is that people can train in one elite manner and ignore multiple others. Does it make one better than the other? I do not know I have not done them all to say.
 
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Thank you for the apology but ...

I train with contact and still did not get the joke.

The superior I am one of the only few who do (* insert here *), bothers me.

Did you get mine last one?

It happens to those who "receive the cane". In kenpo you use "Kenpo Sticks" or Escrima or Eskrima or Arnis Sticks right?

Then why do you not know the brusing pattern I posted?

Some people do not think along the same line as others. I have shown and describe your picture to those who fight full contact today or in the past and once explained they understood, but until the explanation came out not a single person guessed a bruise form a cup.

It really was the idea of your question it was more of the elite factor that was implied with your comments that bothered me.

The reason why it bothered me is that people can train in one elite manner and ignore multiple others. Does it make one better than the other? I do not know I have not done them all to say.

It's a joke, man. Get over it.

And yeah, a "single" person did get it before the answer was revealed. Just not you.

And others "got it"...the joke that is... afterwards as well. Just not you.

I'm sorry you didn't think it was funny. I guess everybody doesn't appreciate my brand of humor... sigh.. there go my dreams of doing stand-up. :lol:
 

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