WORST movie lines

[Swordlady]

Okay...we know everyone's favorite movie lines. How about THE absolute worst lines you've ever heard?

Here's a groaner from the first X-Men movie:

"Do you know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing as everything else!" (Storm to Toad, right before blasting him into oblivion)

A close second would be the whole bit of "romantic" (a term I'm using VERY loosely) dialogue in "Attack of the Clones":

"I hate sand. It's so coarse...Not like here. Everything here is smooth." (Anakin's feeble attempt to pick up Padme)

 

[MA-Caver]

How about Vader's cry of anguish in Revenge of the Sith: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Shirt Ripper]

I gonna take you down to China town - probably Steven Seagal in one of this "films."

Everything said in Rad and Kickboxing Academy.

 

[Phadrus00]

Ok...some may poo poo me for this but...

the Governator clearly has some of the corniest lines ever and I think the height of that was the movie Commando... One of my personal groaner favorites has got to be when Matrix (Anrie's character) kills a dude on the plane and tells the Flight Attendant:

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."

Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!! You saw it coming... You hoped it woudn't and STILl it hurt when it hit... *grin*

Rob

 

[HKphooey]

Want to buy a monkey?

David Letterman in Cabin Boy

 

[beau_safken]

Pretty much the entire movie "RV"

Suggestion....don't see it...save your 10 bucks.

 

[MA-Caver]

Ok...some may poo poo me for this but...

the Governator clearly has some of the corniest lines ever and I think the height of that was the movie Commando... One of my personal groaner favorites has got to be when Matrix (Anrie's character) kills a dude on the plane and tells the Flight Attendant:

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."

Rob

How about (same movie) when he backhand throws that huge knife into a guy, pinning him to a door/wall and says: "Stick around." ? Yuck!
Likewise when he drops the guy off the cliff and then tells Rae Dawn Chong's character when she asks where he was... :"I let him go."

 

[Eldritch Knight]

How about (same movie) when he backhand throws that huge knife into a guy, pinning him to a door/wall and says: "Stick around." ?

I'm pretty sure that was Predator.

Another Predator quote - Richard Chaves' character to Jesse Ventura's:
"Hey, you're bleeding!"
"I ain't got time to bleed."

 

[MA-Caver]

I'm pretty sure that was Predator.

Another Predator quote - Richard Chaves' character to Jesse Ventura's:
"Hey, you're bleeding!"
"I ain't got time to bleed."

You're right it is... my bad... but that Jesse Ventura quote is a great one... So full of male macho testosterone that it's great!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Every line in the Movie "They Live"

With the exception of Rowdy Roddy Piper's at the Bank, "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick some ***. And I am all out of bubble gum."

 

[KenpoTex]

Pretty much anything that come's out of Luke Skywalker in episode IV...he was a whiney brat in that movie. "But I wanted to go...to get the power converters" *pout*

 

[Kreth]

How about (same movie) when he backhand throws that huge knife into a guy, pinning him to a door/wall and says: "Stick around." ? Yuck!
Likewise when he drops the guy off the cliff and then tells Rae Dawn Chong's character when she asks where he was... :"I let him go."

Also from Commando:
"I like you, Sully. I'll kill you last."

 

[Phadrus00]

How about (same movie) when he backhand throws that huge knife into a guy, pinning him to a door/wall and says: "Stick around." ? Yuck!
Likewise when he drops the guy off the cliff and then tells Rae Dawn Chong's character when she asks where he was... :"I let him go."

Exactly! That movie was the Pinacle of the "Bad one Liner" genre of Arnie Movies! *grin*

 

[Phadrus00]

Also from Commando:
"I like you, Sully. I'll kill you last."

And of course the climax of that line:

Matrix: "Sully remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
Sully : "Yea, YEA.. you said that! I remember!"
Matrix: "I lied..."
Sully ; "Aarrrggghhhhhhh!" <plumets to his death>

..later..

Sidekick: "Where is Sully?"
Matrix : "I let him go..."

They must have been groaning when they wrote that dialog! *grin*

Rob

 

[Shirt Ripper]

"Same here, baby" - Kareem in The Game of Death

 

[Swordlady]

How about (same movie) when he backhand throws that huge knife into a guy, pinning him to a door/wall and says: "Stick around." ? Yuck!
Likewise when he drops the guy off the cliff and then tells Rae Dawn Chong's character when she asks where he was... :"I let him go."

Arnie's one-liners may be corny, but some of them were FUNNY. How about this one from "The Running Man":

Ben Richards: [after strangling Sub-Zero with barbed wire)] What a pain in the neck.

Or...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000744/Amber: [after Richards cut Buzzsaw in half with a chain saw] What happened to Buzzsaw?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000216/Ben Richards: He had to split.

Not a very good movie, but it was filled with some of Arnie's funniest lines.

 

[ed-swckf]

Arnie's one-liners may be corny, but some of them were FUNNY. How about this one from "The Running Man":

Ben Richards: [after strangling Sub-Zero with barbed wire)] What a pain in the neck.

Or...

Amber: [after Richards cut Buzzsaw in half with a chain saw] What happened to Buzzsaw?
Ben Richards: He had to split.

Not a very good movie, but it was filled with some of Arnie's funniest lines.

That movie was awesome - i mean when he is getting dynamos attention saying "hey lightbulb, hey christmas tree!!" well thats just a quality bad line right there.

 

[Phadrus00]

Ohh I had almost forgot about The Running Man... so many Arnie lines.. so little time.. *grin*

Rob