That was actually frightening!
In homage to Don Novello's character Father Guido Sarduchi I've taken the liberty of contacting Magno black glycerin soap company in Spain and suggested they market a Black Pope on a Rope for the black pope, count peter hans kolvenback, superior general of the jesuits.
There was an episode of Blackadder where Atkinson was a clergyman and explained to a dying lord that heaven was for people who liked things like harps and angels but hell was for folks who enjoyed sex, debauchery and so on.