Should Children Witness Childbirth??????

Kacey

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SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH??????

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Conner was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Conner began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place..... smack his butt again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, theres no hope for you!!
 

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LMFAO!!!!!:lfao: :lfao: :lfao: :lfao:
 

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What he said! good joke!
Answer to question posed though, all teenage boys should be made to watch childbirth at the same time as having all their body hair waxed off inch by inch.. That'll teach them to be careful!
 

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