Joke

Ping898

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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for
two weeks but nothing happened. Then he
decided to to write GOD a letter requesting
the $100. When the postal authorities received
the letter addressed to GOD, USA, they decided
to send it to President Bush. The President was
so impressed, touched, and amused, that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy
a $5 bill. President Bush thought this would appear
to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy
was delighted with the $5, and sat down to write
a thank-you note to GOD, which read, "Dear God,
thank you very much for sending the money,
however, I noticed that for some reason, you had
to send it thru Washington, D.C, and, as usual,
those jerks deducted $95.00 !!!
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Ping - that was a great one! I love it!!
 

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