Four married guys go fishing.

hemi

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Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has
not said a word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to
come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my
alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she
said,


"Wear sun-block."

 

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MA-Caver said:
Well, if I was married I'd do the same thing... except it'd be caving. :uhyeah:

If you're married, your wife would go with you caving....
 

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stone_dragone said:
Not too sure I like fishing that much... :)
Heh.

You're not married, are you?
 

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This is brilliant. With me though, it'd be golfing. Either way, this would probably work. I'll report back in a month when I have time for golf...
 
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